Day 7: Dimples

The first week of debauchery went by quickly with the finish line 3 weeks outta sight. Day 7 brought us to a perfect spot, Dimples in Japan Town. It's a rather small dingy dive bar where you go downstairs essentially under ground-level. Once you make it down, you are met with an oasis of beer, spirits (both good and bad ones), wine, soju, karaoke booths and a mechanical CD jukebox with Korean love songs and classic oldies but goodies, can I hear that Elvis joint again?

When the ACP crew arrived it was fairly early for the night so the freaks were not out yet (maybe in the back though), however we were entertained by Dallas beating Miami in the NBA Finals. We started off with our usual drinks, a shot of Jameson and a Sierra Nevada to get settled in. The drink prices are stiffer than the drinks themselves at $8 a shot and $10 for less than 32 oz of OB beer. Our bartenderess was a Korean "Mama-San" named "Helen" and according to her it was her second day on the job. E*Fizzle came in and ordered a Mai Tai and "Helen" was perplexed by his request. It turned out she forgot the ingredients for the drink, but the look on her face was priceless.

This Korean ran establishment is also known for their extra-curricular services in which I cannot confirm or deny, however I will set the scene for you and you can put the pieces together. So as the evening progressed, I couldn't help but notice these young attractive Asian women suddenly appearing in this rather confined place. The funny thing is that you can see via surveillance cameras everyone that comes through the entrance, but I didn't see these young ladies coming through the front. I wasn't tripping because I heard the "rumors" and read reviews, why do you think it's on the debauchery trail, wink wink! So this one O.G. Japanese guy who was at the bar drinking was feeling frisky with "Helen" suddenly slipped away unbeknownst to us, and not through the front entrance either because anyone leaving would have had to pass by the group before exiting and that wasn't the case. Then we noticed one of the girls just vanishing into thin air and a couple other ones grace us with their presence, as to where they went or how they got there blows my other mind, literally...wink wink! ;)

Anyway, if you want to grab some $$$ drinks but watch a really good human appearing and disappearing show, or if you want to magically disappear for a few hours in "heavenly bliss," come check out Dimples you won't be disappointed! Bring cash and don't use your credit or debit card, you might get in trouble with the wifey!

Big ACP big-ups to JR, Dave, Melissa, Hope and your buddy! ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ...I Only want to see you laughing in the purple rain, pur-ple rain...purple rain, purple rain...!!!♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ LOL!
Truly Yours,
Sucka Freezie Beezy!