Best believe that the All City squad will be in attendance, not for running the track, but for the grand fiesta that will be going on all day on the track-the guzzling of copious amounts of alcohol. After all, we are training for the "The All City Project: 30 days of Debauchery" beginning June 1, 2010. That is my excuse for this event and as well as probably 85 percent of all the other would be participants, just another reason to get fucked up with all your friends (except all you hermit crabs & those who flip out in crowded places). My sentiment to my peers and cohorts of the "30 days of Debauchery" is practice makes perfect and lets make this event yet another notch under the belt! It's nothin'.
All I hope for is a hot sunny day for I know that the higher the temperature gets the less amount of clothes people will have on regardless of gender. Music and outlandish characters will parade the streets of SF, providing entertainment value to the vibrant participants and eye-gazing spectators. Lace your shoestrings tight and drink plenty of fluids, good luck! Come as you are, go home smashed.
Oh, one other thing people, if you so happen to pass the finish line before you pass out and are done with the keg-in-the-shopping-cart-float or whatever floats your dog-gone boat you're in, please remember to clean up after your stank ass. A friendly reminder from your Richmond & Sunset district/Golden Gate Park & Recreation Cleanliness Coalition.
See you at the finish line suckas!!!
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