2010: Day 18: Rockit Room (D.P.G)

Let's play....(WHOSE) HOUSE!!??!!
We own the deed and the title.............................so, this is undoubtedly the All City Project's house and permanent place of residence dumb ass!!!! Can you dig it!

Well, there was quite a f*cking party in our backyard Friday night,... in San Francisco, California's little known and under appreciated Inner Richmond District....Beeeaaaattttchhhh! And, once again...THE All City Project Crew made sure their debaucherous followers, loyal and indulgent project investors, insane, self destructive, month long, inebriating endeavors, and mouth watering local flavor were adequately represented, properly displayed, evenly distributed, and equitably allocated amongst the rest of All City's rapidly growing ravenous entourage of alcoholic constituents.

But, wait...take a deep breath......................Do you smell what Stretchvet is cooking???

Wooooooooowwwwwwww!!!!! I guess, "IT really Aint No Fun...If The Homies Can't Have None!" Yet, needless to say...that particular (borrowed) repartee miserably fails to accurately chronicle, describe, and illustrate all the delectable details and put the entire night's events in proper perspective! Nonetheless, "Dat's what's up!" And, like E-40 said, "the game is to be sold... not told."

The Rockit Room, which is located at 406 Clement street between 5th & 6th avenue, is one of The City's premiere (live) performance venues. Formally known as the Last Day Saloon, the R.R recently got a long overdue face lift and tummy tuck. Although, the name has changed The Rockit Room still has that same old flavor. They have a ridiculously brief... but great... happy hour Monday-Friday between 6pm and 8pm. The prices are too good to pass up and so is the bartender. Draft beers cost 3$ and mixed drinks go for about 5$. I got there early so I could take advantage of those great deals. You should too! Be warned...if you are planning on paying by credit card there will be a 15$ minimum (for all you cheap MF's). I drank all night long and only spent 40$. Right on "Little Miss F*ing Sunshine!" Can you say "Player price?" R.R has a pool table, itunes jukebox, several big ass flat screens, and gang load of comfortable seating for the weary and worn out weekday warrior! Erin, our bartender, was fantastic/friendly/fine/and funny as hell! Thank you for the great service. Monsta, the doorman was cool as f*ck and real as hell! Good sh*t Brooklyn!

The Dogg Pound (Daz Dillenger and Kurupt the Young Gotti) were in the house too... rockin the Rockit room, shaking the rafters, and banging the base boards! The house was packed... and despite most people's assumptions some sort of drama (stereotypically associated with today's urban music genres) would surely unfold as the evening progressed...; the vibe stayed peaceful, and... to the best of my recollection... there was no nonsense or b.s. whatsoever!
Although, there were a handful of (under 30's) rookies in need of an escort (and a real big glass of water) during the performance.

I had a blast and I'm sure you will too! Check their website for upcoming performances and shows and don't forget to tip your bartenders! They earn it!
A Big All City Shout Out Goes To:
Dolla Bill, Kurupt, Daz, Phil, Jess, Erin, Erin & Jamie, Angelic, Fuad, Christina, Basil, Joe F, Troy, Mr. Nash, Juan M, Ms. Mo, Erin Baker, Jasmin, Me-mo, Big Sean, Adonis, Sam I am, Rob, Heba, Paul, A.G, Barry, Euwan, and anyone else I may have forgot to mention!
Right on for coming out!
My name is Stretchvet and I approve this post!